Please unblock my blog! I've been thinking about blogging for years now and I finally get the guts/time and it's blocked! I never even got to make my first post sonow I'm doing it because i don't feel like making phone calls at work. Clearly. Right now I'm looking forward to my cousin's wedding tomorrow and regretting the fact that I rently ate a muffin the size of a whiffle ball. Talk about bloated cramming into a form-fitting bridesmaid dress that teeters between hot and heinous as all of them do. Not a good idea, Mic. I am supposed to like starve myself the day before but no. I had to have a muffin AND we're having PIZZA at the rehearsal dinner tonight. Freaking great. I just hope my bewbs stick out farther than my belly. That is all a girl can ask for really. Cept I have tiny tatas and a gut with a muffin portruding. Blarg.

I also want to note that my profile pic is so, um, gay (in the joyous way) because it's sort of an inside joke. All those things (my delightful yellow coat not pictured) make me...happy when I'm down so I put them on there. They are like instant happy when I'm stressed or cranky! Yes, even the kid with a disability because while he isn't so happy not being able to walk and all, I am because I want to work with kids like that! Well, college kids like that but you get the idea. So don't judge and think I'm some overly Christian sweetiepie. I just like kittehs and spiral staircases for chrissakes.

Sigh. Hopefully I'll be back!